*sees a mans ego getting crushed*
Why just a mans? Thats sexist.
remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes
That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear
I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER
men are fucking incredible
'I have a huge cock and I play hockey' is my new official go-to response when I have nothing to say
Doc, I love you.
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
they’re not for you… they’re for ME
When a supernatural blog puts a gif on one of your posts
There have been alot of gifs on this post and let me tell you Supernatural does not have a gif to deal with being called nerds
IN KINGDOM HEARTS II, ALADDIN HAD A FLASHBACK ABOUT JAFAR AND IT WAS SO FUNNY LOOK AT THIS
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Disney Princess powers are dangerous.
even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.
HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE
Tumblr is much more easy to tolerate once you start reminding yourself that they’re all just 15 year olds who think they know shit about the world they live in and will most likely feel incredibly stupid about their current selves in a couple of years instead of getting into pointless arguments with them.